Android Tm Os 2.2 Kernel 2.6.32 Build Number V1.5. Conan Embrace Butche ((NEW))
Android Tm Os 2.2 Kernel 2.6.32 Build Number V1.5. Conan Embrace Butche
conan seeks to marry blit, and she gives him full access to all of her nooks and crannies. for the duration of their whirlwind romance she doesn’t bat an eye at having conan do all sorts of raunchy, really, really dirty things to her, and when the time comes for them to actually get down to business her approach is raunchy, really, really dirty, too. she literally demands his services as her sex-slave, and he’s not having none of it. he dresses her in a tiny blue bikini and leads her into the sea, where she wades out towards him and drops her clothing to show that she wants some daddy-daughter action. in the process, she walks out of her own clothes and he goes out of his (which he’d removed earlier), so the whole thing involves a lot of snarling and hollering and naked scuffling over beach sand, and the kissing is all top-tier toon and cartoon animation-quality and super-smooth. then blit swoops up conan and straddles him, leans back and launches into him (on land) like a dirty motorboat, and he has to hold her down and keep her from landing full force. she keeps squirming around and bucking her hips against him, and despite his attempts to comply with her demands he refuses to get his dick in gear until she pauses a moment and says something like let me just give you a couple of carnal recommendations, because the camera is cutting away from them to show the captain’s view of the proceedings, and he’s fairly overjoyed. then blit starts with her hands over his eyes and tells him to chill out and then starts performing a weird out-of-sync, looking-proud-of-herself sort of dance until conan is forced to grab ahold of her bottom and pull her down again, and this time she gives him what he wants, with no resistance, and they are both laughing and panting when she hops off him and he accidentally shoves a wave at her (bad bad conan!) and she falls into the sea and into a mildly entertaining little battle with her hair because her bikini top was all fiddly and sneaky-like. then blit dives in after her and conan tries to stop her but she grabs his hand and goes for a swim after her sexy pirate-girl! you can tell that conan is on the verge of orgasm when he dares to look away and turn to the captain, but the ensuing conversation about the capture of the pirates provides the sort of high-minded, intelligent, satirical bent that howard was famous for, which is a hell of a thing to see on a 15-minute splatter flick where all the characters are terrible caricatures. blit hugs conan and kisses him again, before declaring her love for him and then plunging off for another swim.
as for the essay itself, its only five pages long, with howard extensively referencing his sources. he dives right into the history of the period, discussing the nature of indo-europeans, muslims, gauls, and the people of atlantis. he also includes an explanation of the wheel of time, which howard uses extensively and is in the style of the book of the swords as an important motif in the hyborian age. the second five pages discuss the nature of the three empires in the age of conans adventuring, and gives an overview of the major powers and peoples of the time, including the ol phlogians. then, finally, we get a short discussion of the picts, with one of the best discussion of the historical and archaeological issues in the conan stories.
now, what i really love about the hyborian age is that it really lets howard go nuts. he mentions that africa is inhabited by members of homo erectus, and that it takes 2,000 years for the paleolithic population of europe to be replaced by the neolithic population, by which point they are subsumed in the history. the green martians are a feral race that live in a huge redwood forest in the pacific northwest, never approached by the apaches, except for when green martians and apaches at war entered into an alliance. the peopling of the atlantic ocean is a cunthoused history. the aztecs were originally teotihucans, who were dark skinned but had green eyes, and were a degenerate people.
speaking of the stygian cults of xaltotun and zamora, he also discusses the tupi and the greek culture in south america, during the era of atlantis. the book of thoth is an evil book. the aravi are a sea people who live in caves, always bent over, and so have trouble speaking properly, hence their name. the aravi of atlantis are called nibruhn, and are a weird cult that worships a dwarf god. the city of herne is inhabited by an evil race of semi-humans with ape-like features who worship the gods of an alternate version of atlantis. the ape-like races of the world are either fey or evil.